Tag: Life

No, just a regular mistake

Nov 11, 2016
By pfajs

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind…

This is fun

Nov 2, 2016
By pfajs

I'm partial to air conditioning. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask ÔÇŽ not just me. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I'm really more an apartment person. Makes…

I’m going to remind

Nov 2, 2016
By pfajs

Why did you bring us here? This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I had more, but you…

Shut up and take my money

Avg 5, 2016
By pfajs

Dissect its brain! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him! Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court! You…

Keep your mind

Avg 1, 2016
By pfajs

We are more Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. I'm going to tell you something that I've never…

Tonight’s the night

Avg 1, 2016
By pfajs

Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I like seafood. I'm really more an apartment person. I'm generally confused most of the time. I'm Dexter, and I'm not sure what I…

I feel like a jigsaw

Mar 1, 2016
By pfajs

I'm really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn't hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister.…

Doomsday Devices

Jan 30, 2016
By pfajs

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will 'destroy' you! Why yes! Thanks for noticing. No, just a…

Oh, how awful

Jan 1, 2016
By pfajs

Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't veryÔÇŽ Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as…

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